So we have the Puerto Rico Open and some field analysis
Eric Axley - who has heard of this guy. He must be the guy running around with an Axe in the woods waiting to carve up some golfers or fans.
Jonathan Byrd - eligible for one tourney every 5 years and this is it. He was good like 10 years ago.
Will Cannon - he is on the super super super sleeper list. He ranks 234th on the list of sleepers to own.
Chris Couch - what the f**k is this guy doing out of his living room where he belongs. He had a good round in Wii golf and decided now was the time to give it a whirl.
Carlos Franco - was a PGA tour member in 1942. At 89 years old he is gonna test his longevity.
David Hearn - he isn't that bad but is definitely West Virginia woods scary looking
Mark Hensby - was barely even passable as a player at his very best. People have heard of him one time before.
Smylie Kaufman - any tourney that this guy is eligible for should not be sanctioned.
Hunter Mahan - he is so far past being good that he should just jump off the Puerto Rico parliment building.
Bryson Nimmer - DeChambeau is embarrassed that he shares a name with this guy.
Carl Pettersson - now when I talk Giorg, I really talk Giorg
Ian Poulter - this guys profile pic is wife beater scary looking
Omar Uresti - wasn't he on the senior tour like 20 years ago. He has got to be someone's great great Grand Pa.
Jay Don Blake and all the other alternates - are you f**king kidding me. They are not even good enough to be in this event. If I were these people I would demand that my name was not published. I think being on this list is almost as bad as being on the sex offender list.